Charlotte McCabe

Once upon a time, there was a woman who had a paper doll twin. The doll got to have a fun wardrobe and go on exciting trips. The woman, though, had to spend her days slaving away in the world of advertising.

In her off hours, the woman transformed into supermom, attending baseball, volleyball, and soccer games, karate tournaments, Scout meetings, and fly-in breakfasts. She learned to get by on very little sleep. The doll, on the other hand, grew tired of her wardrobe.

Years and years went by and while the doll never aged the woman grew wiser (and not just because now she could define chemiluminescent imaging). So she packed up the doll and traveled to the land of Martino Flynn where she found she could have as much fun as her twin. And, as you would expect, they all lived happily ever after.